Sunday

bRanded or Plastik ?


As usual, dok uma aje. Nothing interesting to do like other people la kaann.. My family g uma org kawin, mmg ak xjoin la.

Then, mata tertacap pd something dat we call television as aka tb. Bkak tb1 terpancul mke penyanyi terkenal Dato Siti Nur Halima. huh ! bosan !

Beralih ke tb3, artis cun Rozita Che Mat tga mnangis. Wargh ! xde feel nk tgok cte sdih.

Lets go to tb9, alunan lagu merdu yg mmuntahkan "apa yg penting? KERJASAMA!" uwekss..!

Ayuh ke tb2, muncul mke Jehan Kaya yg bengis dgn aksi ganas menerajang mke hensome Aaron Azim. WoW~! Mcm mnarik. Tbe2 keluar tulisan 'bersambung..' Cis !

Last2 amek kputusan ntok gelapkn skrin tb. Then amek bntal n sdikit pergerakn kuak rentang. As usual old habit die hand laa.. Ak pon mmejamkn mataku yg berat bersalut mascara maybelline.

*jgn xtwu ape i2 maybelline!

"Assalamualaikum!". Aisehman ! Ada pulak mahluk Tuhan yg pling seksi dtg. Ak jenguk ke luar rumah n.. Eh? EH???eh??? Lisa SuriRumah !*rumah 2 nme dady dy. Mmber skola rndh ak dlu.So, a barrage of question 4 her.

me : Hai. Da lme xjmpe. U sehat ? wt pe skg? tnam jgung?tnam anggur?jual mee? jual
aym? or further study?

her : Hello ! i sehat je as well as U see. I mkin cantik kn skrg? Ada mcm Lisa Surihani x?
Ade kaann??? Baik U ckp ade ! ckp! ade kaan??

me : eerr..em.. ada la..ada la..

her : Ha! Mesti la I cantik. I skrg pki produk kcantikan Salena Gimaz tau. U jgn xtwu! Dady I yg blikan tauu..

me : Wow~ Hebat dady U ! Eh? Cantik la U pnye anting2.

her : Mesti laa.. Ni anting2 Ketty Berry tau ! Mama I yg blikn.

me : Fuyoo~ kelas mama u.

her : Mmg la. Biar I bgtau U. Ni bju yg I pki ni bju Taylor Swiss tau. Seluar ni
pulak seluar Lady Gagap, ha! the last but not least, kasut I ni kasut Avril
Lavingina and cincin ni Kelly Clarksonia pnyer tau.

me : Ea? hebat2. Meluat lak I dgar. Knp U dtg jmpe I ni sbnarnye?

her : I sje je. Nak tnjuk kat U sume brg2 I yg hebat2 ni. U ade ? ade? ade?xde kaann..
hahahahaha. K la, I nk blek nk sapu losen Emma Watsin. bye~

me :*What a bloody stupid thing to say ! She make me boiling with rage !

ak still tkebil2 n tbe2 dtg lori najis 'kebaboom'. Alamak Lisa Surirumah penyek bwh lori njis!
Haiyakk..! I'm wake up from my sleeping n said "mimpi indah di ptg hening". huh !


# every land has its own laws. When u stay in dat place, u must observe and respect its customs,
no matter how strange they are. Surely the people there in turn will respect u.

#I don't understand why people would rather spend so much money on expensive things. Well I guess, it takes all sorts to make a world.

*In a nutshell...aku rase x perlu kot nak heboh2 kan ttg ape yg kite pkai, ape yg kite ade sama ade benda tu berjenama ke x...yang x berjenama lagi lah..coz i'm guess that people actually will vomit after we talk something seriously ANNOYING!!..and if there have someone praising you based on your talk, trust me, she or he just hypocrite..or senang cer, PLASTIKLAH!!!!


*SEGALA YG TERTERA HANYA REKAAN SEMATA2. TDK MNYENTOH SME ADA YG MSIH HIDUP ATAUPUN YG TELAH MNINGGAL DUNIA.


1 comment:

  1. naisss... akk suke bace citer kat blok awk nie... :-)

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